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Slightly obsessed…

 

And just in time for Halloween

xoxo

The Halfrican

Ok, so I’m having a bit of trouble figuring out what/who I want to be this year. Last year I was a Vixen Pirate Wench, which luckily the skank factor was significantly decreased since I’m so short (ie: the skirt wasn’t the butt-skimming length that it was made to be, but somewhat tasteful in the mid-thigh range). pirate08
After much deliberation and internet polling, here are my front-runners:

-Project Alice (Resident Evil Trilogy)-

BA zombie hunter

  • Pros: Dual-wielding, Telekinetic, Regenerative qualities, Martial Arts expert
  • Cons: Blackouts, Headaches, Doesn’t sleep well

-Selene (Underworld Trilogy)-

BA werewolf/vampire hunter

  • Pros: Dual-wielding, Super Strength, Regenerative qualities
  • Cons: Can’t come out in daylight, Doesn’t eat meat

-Lara Croft-

BA treasure hunter

  • Pros: Dual-wielding, Bungee fighting expert, Good at puzzles
  • Cons: Soft spot for bad boys

-Uhura (New Star Trek)-

BA…..communications officer

  • Pros: Smart, Computer Nerd
  • Cons: No Guns

BONUS: having Zachary Quinto as a boyfriend (though not the original love interest, but far better than Shatner in my opinion)

Last but not least:

-Hannah Montana-

BA dual-persona Disney pop star

  • Pros: Travels the world, Has her own tour bus, Has a merchandise empire bigger than the Olsen Twins, Can sneak away from crazed fans by taking her wig off
  • Cons: Has a retainer or something that makes her talk funny, Annoying, No Guns

So there you go. Let me know your thoughts.

xoxo

The Halfrican

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